Sexual relations

[mcelrah]

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> An elderly couple was sitting together,
> watching
> their favorite Saturday night TV program.
>
> During one of those commercial breaks, the
> husband asked his wife:
>
> "Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
>
> After a long thoughtful silence, the wife,
> during the next commercial break, replied:
>
> "You know, I don't really know--I don't even
> think we got a Christmas card from them
> this year."
> year."