Simon's accident replort in the USHPA magazine

[Paul Tjaden]

Hey John,

Your accident report was excellent. Lauren was jealous of your writing skills. Who would of thunk it.

Paul

P.S. Lauren is still living on mega quantities of percocet. Hope her pain subsides soon. It's wearing her down.

[John Simon]

Hey Paul,
Tell Lauren there is no need to worry. I gave a rough to Joe and he dressed it up and put some lipstick on it. It was a rough version I had intended to post just on this list a while back, but Joe wanted it so I forked it over and figured that'd do the (confession and everybody learn from me not to do this) trick. So, I hope everyone learns and makes a firm decision not to hit anything. Feeling confident you're not gonna hit something (but knowing you are going to be close) is a reason to alter your plans! Cutting it down to just one error and I'm screwed is shaving it a bit too tight. Hard to always do the right thing in the air, so spend time thinking about it on the ground.

Hi to Lauren.

Excited about '09 !
John

[brianvh]

If Lauren's mixing her percocet with her daily allotment of gin I'm surprised she even knows shoulders exist. Just another good reason not to read the bottle - you'll never get full potency by following directions.

Haven't leaved through the usghpa mag yet. Now I have a good reason to.