denise richards

Post by **brianvh** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:39 pm

whoo hoo! Looks like Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are definitely gonna split.

I'm back on the make....

Post by **deveil** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:21 pm

yeah, that charlie sheen is pretty hot!

Marco Zee · Post by **Marco Zee** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:55 am

Brian,
I hope Olivia does not read your posts....she may get the urge to give ya another whoopin'......you might get grounded.....permanently

Marco

Post by **brianvh** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:46 am

I think Charlie probably does have the tighter butt. And he'd do a better job fending off Olivia, though who knows, she may think I'm a more complete package in Charlie's company.

Actually, I'm beginning to think I may have to worry more about Linda than Olivia from here on out....

Post by **brianvh** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:59 am

ps - I wonder if either of you actually know who Olivia is. After she's through with me, Linda may fill you in, using my torn and bedraggled body as a backdrop.

Remember Sigourney Weaver kicking butt in Aliens 2? Context, my boys. It may be healthier to start grazing the nursing homes.

Marco Zee · Post by **Marco Zee** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:52 am

Honestly Brian, I have no idea who Olivia is, or Linda for that matter( unless it's Linda from HG) , but it seemed like fun at the time to make light of your mugging, which was hopefully perpetrated by a stranger, and not Olivia (whoever that is).

take care,

Marco

Post by **brianvh** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:22 am

Marco,
Hey, I started the whole Olivia thing for fun; just trying to extricate myself with no blame to you. I think she would quite cheerfully box my ears in with no help from her mom. Though it was actually kid sister Charlotte I tried to toss in the swamp at Ridgely, wasn't it?

In regards to any political conversion, though I tried to punch and fight off the first guy who came running up behind me, and am glad I gave him some pain for his efforts, I have no wish to blow away the entire trio or lock them up for good. They did what they had to in order to subdue me, but no more. Three guys could have seriously messed me up if they were bad to the core. They could have taken the entire wallet with all ID etc, but took the time to go through it to take money and credit cards. Having some sense of fair play I think they can be redeemed if caught, IF prison is used as a correctional facility instead of a punishment pen. Rarely happens, but good when it does.

I recently met a woman who had college interrupted to go to prison for unspecified reasons. In prison she learned conflict negotiation, and was such a successful practitioner she later was tapped out for a trip to Ghana to hold seminars on what she had learned. She was cute, interesting, and I tried unsuccessfully to pick her up. She was not among the muggers, though without her successful prison stint she may rightfully have clobbered me for a lousy pickup routine.

Post by **deveil** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:59 am

the heck with bush, macain, or hilary.
upon reading about and seeing the picture (in this am's wash post) of the newly elected president of chile, i've developed a new, spontaneous and deeply felt passion (in the full sense of the word). she describes herself as a single mother, separated, agnostic, and a socialist who represents 'all of the sins together'. did i mention that she also looks pretty hot. what's not to like!

Post by **brianvh** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:04 pm

Gary, dude, she's an interesting women with a good mind of her own, but if you thinks she's hot you are wearing some serious beer goggles.

For someone who's progressive, a tireless worker for human rights, and absolutely smoking hot, check out Queen Rania of Jordan. Now THAT's a fantasy date.

Post by **deveil** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:43 pm

ahh, dude! you may be getting yourself into some seriously deep do-do here by dissing older women!
look in the eyes! sure, there're beautiful fantasy gals out there, but there are real world 'chubby chicks' and 'been around the block a few times' woman who instinctually harbor that 'rock your world' ability.
that woman would tear you up and you're too young to have seen it coming - you'd've never of known how you landed in the hospital, curious about why you were happy to be there!
think of 'cj' on west wing when she lip synced to 'they call me the ?" or something-can't remember the title.

Post by **brianvh** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:36 pm

Okay, I'll accept your depth of experience. I'm sure a woman who'd be uninhibited enough to wear curlers to the grocery store would be pretty...well, uninhibited. They don't come like that when they're trying too hard to be cute.

Stay deep, man.

Post by **deveil** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:58 pm

ahh, dude! you may be getting yourself into some seriously deep do-do here by dissing older women!
look in the eyes! sure, there're beautiful fantasy gals out there, but there are real world 'chubby chicks' and 'been around the block a few times' woman who instinctually harbor that 'rock your world' ability.
that woman would tear you up and you're too young to have seen it coming - you'd've never of known how you landed in the hospital, curious about why you were happy to be there!
think of 'cj' on west wing when she lip synced to 'they call me the ?" or something-can't remember the title.
jackal, 'they call me the jackal'