Need cork for mouth

[Gene]

It was raining yesterday off and on right? Well, the wife says to me "go wash the truck for her", I said it is raining and I will do it Monday after work. She said that it wasn't raining, I looked outside and the deck is wet and water falling from the sky. So, I say "what are you an idiot". It gets very quiet all of sudden, even the children look at me and think that was stupid. I get that look that only husbands can get (the dog runs too, she knows that look) and the kids wonder how am I going to recover. So I say do you want it vacuumed? No the grouind is wet you might get shocked. Geesh, she is happy and I am wet but the house is back to normal. Gene