See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean and Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as glider caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their posteriors. I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants men with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest. So if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May, give Lauren a call.
Matthew
Local Women on the Women's World Team
Moderator: CHGPA BOD
Local Women on the Women's World Team
Matthew,
Do you think she would be able to tell the difference between a henna tattoo
and a permanent one?
I would consider the permanent option if they could guarantee me a permanent
position as man-slave to world class women! It has long been a dream of
mine!
-Mike
PS. Oh, that's right! I already am man-slave to a world class woman!
Nevermind. My dream has already come true!
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest. So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May, give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
Do you think she would be able to tell the difference between a henna tattoo
and a permanent one?
I would consider the permanent option if they could guarantee me a permanent
position as man-slave to world class women! It has long been a dream of
mine!
-Mike
PS. Oh, that's right! I already am man-slave to a world class woman!
Nevermind. My dream has already come true!
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest. So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May, give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
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Nice Save! I keep forgetting my dreams have come true too.
Dave
Quoting Mike Balk <mike@talismanenterprises.net>:
> PS. Oh, that's right! I already am man-slave to a world class woman!
> Nevermind. My dream has already come true!
Dave
Quoting Mike Balk <mike@talismanenterprises.net>:
> PS. Oh, that's right! I already am man-slave to a world class woman!
> Nevermind. My dream has already come true!
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Wow!
congrats to both!!! This is completely awesome... I knew it was coming
and had the "Batten boy" thing done a few months back so I'd be at the front
of the list... I felt deeply committed however and instead had it red-hot
iron branded on my cheeks. I hope this will suffice?!! Please!!??
John
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest. So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May, give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
congrats to both!!! This is completely awesome... I knew it was coming
and had the "Batten boy" thing done a few months back so I'd be at the front
of the list... I felt deeply committed however and instead had it red-hot
iron branded on my cheeks. I hope this will suffice?!! Please!!??
John
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest. So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May, give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
Local Women on the Women's World Team
Lauren and Raean;
I could use your cast-offs which don't make the cut for Women's World
Team Batten Boys (even with Henna)...! Congrats and way-to-kick-butt
Lauren and Raean! - Linda B.
-----Original Message-----
From: John Simon [mailto:JohnFSimon@comcast.net]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:08 PM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: RE: Local Women on the Women's World Team
Wow!
congrats to both!!! This is completely awesome... I knew it was
coming
and had the "Batten boy" thing done a few months back so I'd be at the
front
of the list... I felt deeply committed however and instead had it
red-hot
iron branded on my cheeks. I hope this will suffice?!! Please!!??
John
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean
and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as
glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their
posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants
men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest.
So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May,
give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
I could use your cast-offs which don't make the cut for Women's World
Team Batten Boys (even with Henna)...! Congrats and way-to-kick-butt
Lauren and Raean! - Linda B.
-----Original Message-----
From: John Simon [mailto:JohnFSimon@comcast.net]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:08 PM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: RE: Local Women on the Women's World Team
Wow!
congrats to both!!! This is completely awesome... I knew it was
coming
and had the "Batten boy" thing done a few months back so I'd be at the
front
of the list... I felt deeply committed however and instead had it
red-hot
iron branded on my cheeks. I hope this will suffice?!! Please!!??
John
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew [mailto:adventuretales@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 9:31 AM
To: hg_forum@chgpa.org
Subject: Local Women on the Women's World Team
See--
http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to Raean
and
Lauren!!!!
Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve as
glider
caddies and general purpose servants for her during the world comp. She
demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy tattoed on their
posteriors.
I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But that wasn't good enough. She wants
men
with commitment.
Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location. The
Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida at Quest.
So
if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down to Quest in May,
give
Lauren a call.
Matthew
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Tattoos as a sign of commitment - bah! How about circumcision!? - Hugh
On 16 Aug 2005, at 09:30, Matthew wrote:
>
> See--
>
> http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
>
> Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to
> Raean and Lauren!!!!
>
> Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve
> as glider caddies and general purpose servants for her during the
> world comp. She demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy
> tattoed on their posteriors. I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But
> that wasn't good enough. She wants men with commitment.
>
> Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location.
> The Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida
> at Quest. So if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down
> to Quest in May, give Lauren a call.
>
> Matthew
>
On 16 Aug 2005, at 09:30, Matthew wrote:
>
> See--
>
> http://davisstraub.com/OZ/toc.php?9.170#0
>
> Raean and Lauren are on the Women's World Team. Big congrats to
> Raean and Lauren!!!!
>
> Lauren called the other night and she says she needs men to serve
> as glider caddies and general purpose servants for her during the
> world comp. She demanded that all men have the words Batten Boy
> tattoed on their posteriors. I said I'd get a henna tattoo. But
> that wasn't good enough. She wants men with commitment.
>
> Instead of being held in some exotic and beautiful WORLD location.
> The Women's World Comp will be held in God-Awful, Dreaded Florida
> at Quest. So if anyone is willing to get the tatto and head down
> to Quest in May, give Lauren a call.
>
> Matthew
>